Problem # 1...

Live Conversation between Anna and Clare...

Clare: "Take the 's' off of conversations."

Anna: "Oh, right."

Clare: "Your problem # 1: You agree with me too much."

Anna: "I do not! I never agree with you! Problem # 2: You're a liar!"

Clare: "Um... no!"

Anna: "You lie!"

Clare: "Problem # 3: You think I lie! Therefore, you're the liar (Problem # 4)."

Anna: "Problem # 5: You're waaaaay too judgmental!"

Clare: "Problem # 6: You're too judgmental because you think I'm too judgmental! Judgmentally..."

Anna: "You know what your problem is? You're way too..."

Half and hour later...

Clare: "Well, you eat to many veggies!"

Anna: "Yeah, well you eat too many cheese puffs!"

Clare: "Problem # 72: You read too much!"

Anna: "At least I'm smart!"

Clare: "How dare you! I hear by sentence you to death by order of the Jedi Counsel!"

Anna: "The Jedi Counsel? You've got to be kidding me."

Clare: "Anna, if the Jedi Counsel is condemning you to death, you must be pretty bad. I mean, they hardly ever do that to anyone!"

Anna: "Problem # 73: You're too obsessed with Star Wars!" 

Clare: "You can never be too obsessed with Star Wars! Just ask George Lucas."

Anna: "George?- Never mind. See, your problem is..."

10 mins. later...

Anna: "You're such a tomboy!"

Clare: "You're such a girly-girl!"

Anna: "Yeah, well...uh...I think I'm out of insults for the month. You?"

Clare: "I'm just getting started! Problem # 97: You wear too much jewelry, Problem # 98: You're way too neat-"

Anna: "And that's a problem? At least my side of the room isn't a complete pigsty!"

Clare: "Pigsty! It's not a pigsty! I would call it an organized chaos."

Anna: "If you say so. Problem #..."

Now, we could go on and on like this for a while, but my fingers are getting tired of typing and you, the reader, may be getting bored.

This whole problem conversation actually took place. We have recreated it on our blog for your enjoyment. 

Clare: "Oh, and we don't always fight like this. But she started it!" 

Anna: "Did not!"

Clare: "Did too!"

Anna: "Did not!"

Clare: "Did too!" 

Anna: "Wait, who did start it?"

Clare: "I don't know but it wasn't me..."

Original Conversation after we were done...ah...squabbling...

Mom: "You know what's not a problem? The way you two have so much fun together!"

Clare: "Mom! This isn't fun! This is serious stuff!"

Anna: "Well, maybe it's a little bit fun..."